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STRATS
Where SMPs come to die...
Ryman
Nivea Sun Cream
Benylin
Habitat
Puregym
Felix cat food
Sports Direct
Boots
Gaviscon
Aviva Life Insurance
Sharpie
Campari
Emirates Airways
Celebrations
Premier Inn
Lemsip
Diptyque Candles
Lynx 48Hr
Huel
Boots Opticians
Italian Tourism Board
The unexpected birthplace of art
The only skincare routine that matters
Coughing is the new farting
Own a rented space
Meet a partner you can actually grow old with
So good that cats will eat it everyday for their whole lives
Anti-influencer sportswear
A drug dealer you can rely on
Eat more daringly
Bet against your own survival
Learn from your permanent mistakes
Never neat, always untidy
It’s about the journey not the destination
No one needs chocolate when they're happy
Nothing's premier but that’s the point
Tea for special occasions
Burning money smells great
Halve your water bill
Freedom from indecision
Upgrade to 4K
Cast Yourself in Italy