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STRATS

Where SMPs come to die...

Ryman

Nivea Sun Cream

Benylin

Habitat

Puregym

Felix cat food

Sports Direct

Boots

Gaviscon

Aviva Life Insurance

Sharpie

Campari

Emirates Airways

Celebrations

Premier Inn

Lemsip

Diptyque Candles

Lynx 48Hr

Huel

Boots Opticians

The unexpected birthplace of art

The only skincare routine that matters

Coughing is the new farting

Own a rented space

Meet a partner you can actually grow old with

So good that cats will eat it everyday for their whole lives

Anti-influencer sportswear

A drug dealer you can rely on

Eat more daringly

Bet against your own survival

Learn from your permanent mistakes

Never neat, always untidy

It’s about the journey not the destination

No one needs chocolate when they're happy

Nothing's premier but that’s the point

Tea for special occasions

Burning money smells great

Halve your water bill

Freedom from indecision

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